Category Archives: humour

Wanda’s Wet Dream Journal by Aussiescribbler

When I saw a diary laying in the lounge room with the title Wanda’s Wet Dream Diary written in flowerly letters on the cover I knew I had to read it. I also knew that it was very wrong of me to … Continue reading

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Celebrity Taste Buddies by Aussiescribbler

You know how it is in dreams. How you aren’t always yourself. Well, last night I was Gordon Ramsay. I was about to give the Kitchen Nightmares treatment to a lady chef. I already had my shirt off as I strode into … Continue reading

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The Girl Who Played With Herself by Aussiescribbler

Lisbeth Salamander never paid porn site subscriptions. That was one of the fringe benefits of being a professional computer hacker. She hacked into the billing company’s computers and signed herself up using the names and identities of government ministers or … Continue reading

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What Do You Want for Christmas? by Aussiescribbler

“You just don’t have any sense of adventure anymore,” complained Debbie. “Like all those muggers and murderers you deal with everyday?” I wanted to know. “It has nothing to do with my job,” she replied. “And for your information it … Continue reading

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Jolly Rogering : A Pirate Tale by Aussiescribbler

When Agatha the milkmaid saw The Libertine sail surreptitiously up Blood River and disgorge it’s motley band of renegades, she knew that this was her chance. She was an inveterate reader of pirate tales who longed to walk the swaying … Continue reading

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A Weird Science Tale by Aussiescribbler

“If this ain’t Nowheresville you can sure see it from here,” growled Billy “The Kid” Kincaid as he pulled up to the only truckstop in Monkey Spank, New Mexico, his fire-engine red hotrod spewing steam from its radiator. “Well, I … Continue reading

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Lara and the Real World by Aussiescribbler

Lara Lindstrom’s world was torn apart when she came home and found her husband Larry masturbating to a DVD of Deep Throat. This might not seem such a cataclysmic event until you learn that Lara and Larry were stalwarts in … Continue reading

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Queens of the Stone Age by Aussiescribbler

O.K. Before we start, lets just get something straight. You’ve come to expect from my stories a certain standard of realism. So when I start talking about a world where humans coexisted with dinosaurs, I can see that you are … Continue reading

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